We truly regret (to be filled out by future EU immigration officials)

Dear Mr/Mrs _________,

Your personal safety is our concern

but we are busy counting bodies as they currently burn

and, using popular language, we'd advise you to chill

until we're finished dragging gallows to the top of the hill

Now, you wouldn't have to worry, you're good and legit

you would fit our requirements for citizenship

but

as we were lighting up the bible stock for torching the mosque,

we unfortunately lost - your papers.

We are sorry.

http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/0,1518,528504,00.html.

http://www.netzeitung.de/deutschland/882172.html.

http://www.spiegel.de/kultur/gesellschaft/0,1518,529349,00.html